Saturday, August 11, 2012

100 Word Story: Sharp Dressed Man

The suit is dry-clean only.
Not many people realize that.
Every super villain with a hidden lair in the sewer just makes it that much harder.
Gashes, burns, bullet holes... I may be indestructible, but the suit is another matter.
I’m not made of money here. It's not like there's an outlet mall, with phenomenal prices and seasonal sales, specializing in stylish unitards with matching capes and utility belts.
How am I supposed to explain these expenses if my secret identity ever gets audited?
The tailoring fees alone are starting to make me question my commitment to saving the world.

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