“Okay! I’m writin’ myself a review for a ridiculously awesome book! What’s a synonym for ‘awesome’? (flipping through thesaurus) Let’s see… ‘Tremendous,’ which leads to (flip flip) ‘Superb’? No… (flip flip) ‘Magnificent’ seems promising… (flip) ‘Splendorous’. Hey, that sounds about right.”
In the spirit of fun, I then looked up many other (supposedly) professional book reviews and copied down a few entertaining words. The resulting list, divided into these convenient columns, I now present here for your edification and entertainment.
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The (Adjective) (Noun) (Verb)(s) the (Thing) of (the) (Whatever).
The (Noun), while often (Adjective), is never (Adjective).
The (Whatever)is neither (Adjective) nor (Adjective) as the (Noun) (Verb)(s) the (Thing) of literary theory.
The author’s (Noun) of (the) (Whatever) (Verb)(s) the (Adjective) (Thing) of today.
The (Thing) of (the) (Whatever) makes the (Noun) all the more (Adjective).